We apologize in advance for the attention you will receive.

We could describe in words what it’s like to have a garment made exactly to your specifications but it would be NSFW.

Trust us.

Don’t even get us started on our custom denim.

Have you ever bought clothing only to think, “did anyone actually wear this design before selling it?”

Yeah, us too.

We’ve lived in these designs and perfected them for the ideal balance of form and function. These garments have seen some sh*t and lived to tell the tale.

We all have regrets. There’s no need to face them in your closet.

With our guidance you will define your personal style, make smart wardrobe investments, create a go-to uniform (minus the beanie and knee-high socks, unless your name is Angus Young), and kiss the relics of bad decisions good-bye.

Ask us anything. We can help you with what shoe to wear, why that little bar of hotel soap is your best friend, how to pack for two weeks in a carry-on bag, and the key to a perfect Bolognese (add milk).